Criminals On The Far Left Side Of The IQ Bell Curve
There are criminals, then there are dumb criminals and then there is this.
A couple of scholar-Americans decided to kidnap the manager of a Dunhams sporting goods store in Benton Harbor, Michigan (83% black), made him go with them back to the closed store, had him let them in and then stole more than 120 firearms that they hauled out of the store in two blue Yeti coolers (always keep your guns chilled).
Criminal masterminds that they are, they are on camera opening up their SUV with the guns still in the blue coolers and carried them into their apartment.
The cops arrested two men and recovered all but one of the guns
Two southwest Michigan brothers are facing federal charges for how they acquired two large blue Yeti coolers last Friday.
Inside those coolers, federal investigators found more than 120 stolen firearms. And investigators believe the men kidnapped the store manager at his home and held a gun to his head to get the security code.
According to a criminal complaint filed Monday in the Western District of Michigan, Darnell Bishop and Dontrell Nance are both facing Hobbs Act Robbery, Brandishing a Firearm During and in Relation to a Crime of Violence, Theft of Firearms from a Federally Licensee and Knowingly possessing stolen firearms.
Here dey be…
How did the police know that it was Darnell and Dontrell? That is the WTF part, even for low IQ, no impulse control scholars this is baffling…
During the kidnapping, the manager told investigators one of the suspects tried to use CashApp to send themselves money from the manager’s debit card.
That transaction is how investigators linked the suspects to the crime.
Through bank records, federal authorities found the name “Dontrell Nanc,” and the account’s photo matched Dontrell Nance.
Take it away Drinker….
120 handguns for $500 a piece on the street is $60,000. That is a pretty nice haul, plus a several hundred dollars worth of Yeti coolers (those things are pricey). But that wasn’t good enough, nope these dumbshits decided to try to steal a little more from a Dunhams manager who probably doesn’t have all that much money anyway and it sounds like they didn’t even get the money. They did however leave an electronic trail to follow right to where these idiots had the stolen guns apparently still in the car from their caper the night before.
To cap it off…
Nance also told investigators he put his cellphone in a sock and held that against the blindfolded manger’s head, implying it was a gun.
Ah the old “cellphone in a sock fake gun” trick! That gets them every time!
What is sad is that despite the title of the post, these two are probably smack dab in the middle of the IQ range for Basketball-Americans. Sadder still, they will probably get out of jail in time to commit more crimes in ten years or less.