This was my first try and I didn’t mention black guys in the prompt. Makes one think, no?
Starting off with some lighthearted fare….
Popeyes Manager in North Carolina Allegedly Shot a Coworker in Dispute Over ‘Burnt Biscuits’
There aren’t many headlines better than that one.
A Popeyes employee is facing a first-degree murder charge after allegedly shooting a coworker over biscuits.
Rodney Wood, 22, was arrested in Charlotte, N.C., at about 6 p.m. local time on Sunday, May 11, according to Mecklenburg County public arrest records. Wood has been charged with both attempted first-degree murder and assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, per the arrest details.
The altercation initially began inside a Popeyes location on South Boulevard, local news outlet WBTV reported.
According to a police affidavit obtained by the outlet, a customer who witnessed the incident said that Wood got in a disagreement with a fellow employee over “burnt biscuits.”
The witness said the employees took the argument outside after one “challenged” the other. This allegedly led to a physical altercation, at which point Wood allegedly took out a gun and shot the other employee two times.
From what I can gather and the video I saw, Rodney was getting punched in the face and rather than fighting back he shot the other guy. He claims they were “warning shots” and “not intended to be fatal” but Rodney missed the day in thug school where “warning shots” aren’t supposed to hit the person being warned.
All these restaurant shootings are a reminder: don’t get between an animal and food.
Damn, that AI image is grade A prime. Chef kiss.
Bottom line: "All these restaurant shootings are a reminder: don’t get between an animal and food." 🫤 Yep.
We laughed and laughed.