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Here I thought the crack epidemic was over.

In my endless trawling of the internet for funny stories for you, the people, I sometimes run across something hilarious/tragic/horrifying when looking for something else. That was the case yesterday when perusing the “Recently Booked” mugshots for Allen County, home of Fort Wayne, and came across this….

….well, I am not sure what this is.

Great Galloping Gonorrhea!

I have seen plenty of horrifying mugshots but that one takes the cake, if the cake was baked with 2G feces and frosted with monkey spunk. I found a Facebook profile for a Sescirly Abrom from Fort Wayne and it looks like she/it has fallen on hard times although this profile pic is so heavily filtered it is difficult to be sure.

The page Recently Booked provides a glimpse into the filthy underbelly of society that most of us likely never encounter. Most urban counties have pages of 2Gs while my county has mostly White petty criminals (and whoever takes the mugshots in my county is a terrible photographer, perhaps drunk).

I sort of wonder what the hell was going on in her life but then I remembered I don’t care. Another case of “I had to see it and now you do too”.