The Order Of Battle Is Changing

One of the jokes we tell ourselves on /ourside/ is that in a second civil war, one side has half a billion guns and the other side doesn’t know which bathroom to use. It is pretty funny and it is also true but then again it misses something I try to emphasize:

A noodle-arm, limp-dick fag with a septum ring can still kill you dead as a doornail using a crappy SCCY with pink grips.

The times they are a’changin’ and the Left, once proudly anti-gun, has been quietly and not so quietly arming and training for the last decade, accelerating once Trump 2.0 happened and especially after Renee Good and Alex Pretti became good communists.

Of course this is not happening organically. Nothing these fruitcakes do is their own idea. Do you think a significant percentage of people in America suddenly decided all on their own that they were “assigned the wrong gender at birth”? Of course not. There is a large online community that is certainly at least somewhat organized and funded, likely by foreign adversaries as well as domestic insurrectionists, that spends all day online using Telegram and Discord and other medium to whisper perversions and hatred into the minds of people that are unmoored from society.

However it is happening, the Left is arming up and embracing a perverted interpretation of the 2nd Amendment that only applies to socialists engaged in the class struggle to defend marginalized communities or some similar bullshit.

The same media that hates you and thinks you should be disarmed because you don’t want your family robbed, raped or killed by some feral thugs is giddy over the idea of communists arming themselves. This ran in Harper’s in 2020…

Good Guys with Guns: Why the left should arm itself

It references a piece that ran in the New York Times….

Rise of the Armed Left

With the subheading of “Threats from the right inspire a new left-wing gun culture.”

That fear mongering is a critical component. While it is leftists who are generally speaking causing mischief, looting and rioting and attacking random people, they have at the same time been convinced that there is a vast right-wing movement of people out committing acts of violence. This is “proven” by referencing January 6th as well as some inaccurate “statistics” and older events like the Tree of Life synagogue shooting.

Most ardent very online leftists have been convinced that there are hordes of “literal Nazis” out looking for gays to bash and blacks to shoot. Sadly this is not true but something being factually not true doesn’t stop these loons from believing it like Brandon Manning….

Elsewhere we have the “Socialist Rifle Association”, a far left group that proudly uses Soviet iconography and boasts something like 100,000 members.

While the “conservative” National Rifle Association and other gun rights group stridently avoid talking about any political issues other than the 2A and are just as likely to step on their dicks when they do stray from the 2A (see: Et tu GOA? ), the Socialist Rifle Association very specifically advocates for owning and training with firearms for the purpose of communist revolution. To them the guns are a means to an end, while for the NRA and other pro-gun groups on “the right” there are only vague nods to self-defense and tyrannical government.

Imagine starting a “National Socialist Rifle Association”. The NRA, GOA and everyone else would trip over themselves in their rush to denounce you. The Feds would be all over the group. The media would run stories about how dangerous you were in stark contrast to the glowing stories about the Socialist Rifle Association even though socialism/communism/Marxism killed many multiple times the people that even the wildest figures attribute to the Third Reich.

The media coverage of leftists arming up specifically for the purpose of shooting “Nazis”, aka anyone that voted Republican, is so over the top it would be funny if not so serious. Like this piece: The Hard-Left Shooters Leading a Gun Culture Revolution

Written by a carpet-muncher calling herself Manisha Krishnan it includes stuff like this:

It’s late July, and I’m riding bitch in a pseudo golf cart at a gun range in the not-quite-desert that is Parma, Idaho, listening to two competitive shooters jokingly bicker over which one of them is more marginalized. One, a 22-year-old YouTuber who goes by Gun Bunny, is a Russian Jew who is poly-pansexual and has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disability that makes her joints hurt, along with autism and ADHD. The other, our driver, is an Indigenous-Mexican Slovak Jew who is trans and chronically disabled. As we grind to a halt, dust from the dirt road blowing around us, Gun Bunny declares the other shooter a winner. “You have Slovak Jew, so you do have me beat,” she says, to which our driver replies, “even the Russians screwed us.” Laughing, Gun Bunny offers a truce and a mission for them both. “So what you’re saying is we should team up to defeat Nazis.”

With lots of photos of freaks wearing masks (masking your identity if OK for commies, not for ICE dontcha know) and other overtly threatening pics:

If you don’t want transvestites around children then you deserve death. That makes it nice and clear.

These are some seriously mentally ill people. I am not being funny, they are crazy and ought to be institutionalized but instead they are running around and preparing to kill people. Specifically people like you and people like me for our “failure” in their eyes to embrace their degeneracy.

It would be really funny if we didn’t have historical examples of the horrors that follow when the left starts overtly using violence to get power.

Even when they are trying to be all serious and stuff, like this Christina Cauterucci chick writing for Slate: My Gun and Me it still comes across as cringe and silly.

In a shocking twist that no one could have seen coming, she is a dyke and manages to work that into the story by the 5th word by mentioning her “wife”. Here is the lovely couple:

Christina is the chick on the right and the butch looking chick on the left must be her “wife” and the guy in the relationship. Shudder.

Anyway, she talks about how scary it is out there and that she owns a 9mm Smith & Wesson M&P. I also own one of those, although mine is the cool Performance Center one. She describes shooting this very mild handgun like this:

The gun was heavier than I had expected. Every part of its preparation took more muscle than I’d anticipated, befitting a complex machine that would enable one of my fingers to send a piece of metal flying 800 mph across the room. My thumbs got torn up pressing the bullets into the rigid spring of the magazine. Feeling a little terrified, I planted my feet and pointed the pistol downrange.

When I pulled the trigger for the first time, it was clear that I had ignited an explosion. The gun jerked back in my hands, emitting a fearsome crack that tore through my ear protection and jolted my nervous system into gear. It took all my wrist strength and yogic belly breaths to keep the thing steady as it lurched in my grip. While I emptied the rest of the magazine into the zombie-clown target at the end of the room, I marveled at how unpleasant the experience was: the whirring ventilation system, the terrible lighting, the acrid smell, the earmuffs that deadened people’s voices but barely masked the gunshots. Every time I squeezed the trigger, I jumped at the blast. I couldn’t believe that people did this for fun.

Ah yes that almost uncontrollable 9mm. I too utilize “yogic belly breaths” to steady my S&W while shooting.

This is supposed to be a serious journalist writing a totally serious article. That aura is further diminished when Slate retweeted her story right above a story about a humiliating threesome experience….

I shudder to even think what that story is all about.

Again these are decidedly unserious and silly people. They shouldn’t be allowed to vote or own property or even leave the insane asylum except on tightly controlled field trips. That doesn’t mean they are not dangerous and furthermore they are convinced that you are the really dangerous ones.

Most of them are like Christina Cauterucci who admits that while she still has her Smith 9mm, she doesn’t own any rounds for it. Many others, like those profiled in the story right above that one are doing real drills, shooting from cover, moving and shooting, doing the sort of “tactical” drills that you ought to be doing if you think you might need to shoot someone in a serious conflict that is shooting back at you.

They are silly and insane as well as armed but that makes them more dangerous, not less. You can’t reason with them or convince them no one is out to get them and they are far more zealous in their willingness and desire to kill “Nazis” than most of us are about killing communists. They want to completely destroy Western civilization and replace it with some degenerate fever dream and they won’t stop unless they are made to stop. Based on how many of them are arming up and training up, that will require more than stern words.

Bottom line, don’t assume that if shit kicks off that leftists will just line up holding stupid misspelled signs and wait for you to shoot them.

I would encourage you to read the linked articles, all of them are archived links so you won’t be giving them clicks, but ask yourself if your training and your commitment matches that of so many on the left. If you are honest with yourself, you might feel the need to ramp up your training now that the weather is warming up.

I sure as hell feel that way.